Library Disclaimer #5


Dear Patron,

I am not a handyman. Even though I may seem like it, I cannot teach you the inner workings of a boiler, how to rewire a refrigerator, or what do you when the dang phone in your pocket begins to vibrate and play, “Like a Virgin” as loud as humanly tolerable–no one knows why it would do something like that.

I don’t want to seem unhelpful. It is my job after all to aid you in finding the answers to life’s most meaningful questions. There are some things that I believe you should be content in learning on your own.

Sincerely,
The Reader

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